Celebrities Split: Kim Kardashian Green Dress, Kourtney In A Turban

September 26th, 2012 | 8:09 am

by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

Kim Kardashian Green Dress, Kourtney In A Turban

Things are afoot in our favorite “K” obsessed family’s … wardrobes. Let’s start with where we always love to start: Kim Kardashian. Kim was at BOA Steakhouse with some pals wearing that emerald green slashed up to here-and-there dress that you see above. The good news? We have color in her wardrobe again! We’re not sure Kanye West would approve because it seems like she’s been in black-and-white the whole time that they’ve been dating. And you know that’s him talking (and by that we mean, dictating) not her. The bad news? It’s velvet. And we’re not in the ’70′s. This is also reminiscent of that glorified blazer Kanye made her wear earlier this month. But, like we said, it ain’t monochrome! But the worst news? For her, we mean. The dress split a little as she was getting into her car. You’ll see the seam coming apart in the photograph in the middle, on her back. That’s when you know your clothes are too tight, Kimberly. Tut, tut.

Also making our day was Kim’s sister, Kourtney Kardashian. She was filming Kourtney And Kim Take Miami yesterday and sashayed in to film a speed boat ride in a turban. That’s right, Kourtney wore a turban. As in , Joan Collins in Dynasty. What can we say? It’s too much to handle. Let’s not even get into the fact that she was wearing those heels on a boat. And just so you know that the whole household has lost its collective marbles, Kourtney’s boyfriend Scott Disick also tagged along with filming. Only, it seems he’s trying to grow a mustache. We have a feeling he thinks they’re shooting a promo for Miami Heat reloaded or something. We’re not kidding. Look below to see our point. Shave, Scott. Seriously.

Scott Disick mustache